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Salmon of Wisdom
02:56
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Tik, tik, tik, Rollin’ into town on a rainy night, Crispy, salty, piggy, delight, Late disco dinners never get boring, Take two sardines and call me in the morning, Oh baby, isn’t it obvious, These greys are much more prosperous, Oh baby, isn't it obvious, I am the Salmon Of Wisdom, Tik, tik, tik, I’m not petty, I’m not vain, I’m always open for a pleasant change, Dog fights, puppies snoring, Take two sardines and call me in the morning, And when I turn to the mirror, I see myself getting clearer, Oh baby, isn't it awesome, I am the Salmon Of Wisdom, Tik, tik, tik,
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Free Hug (Pass It On)
03:50
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Free Hug, Pass it on, Free Hug, Pass it on, Keep actin’ gay, Take the blues away, The kids swing and sway, Hey! it’s your lucky day, Brunch with a view, Well, How do ya’ do?, Identify that shoe, Hey! I got something for you, Free Hug, Pass it on, Free Hug, Pass it on, Keep actin’ cool, Just like Paula Abdul, Dancin’ in the school, Hey! It’s the golden rule, Truck blockin’ my drive, Gonna yell some jive, Bees rent the hive, Hey! Give me a high five, Free Hug, Pass it on, Free Hug, Pass it on, HA-HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA-HA, Keep actin’ gay, Take the blues away, The kids swing and sway, Hey! It’s your lucky day!, Who needs customer care?, I got niceness to spare, My face is medium rare, Hey! I’m gonna get my share, Grab the vodka and ice, Better take my advice, Pour it on me twice, Hey! We all pay the price, Nine hours will do, I got a challenge for you, Breakfast can be kool, Hey! I’m an oatmeal fool!, Tell me what you see, Me and Steven D., Watching MTV, Hey! Pour some Garrett on me!
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Signature Clamboat
02:17
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1-2-3-4!, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Mister, mister, I won’t pay the check, Mister, mister, you’re a pain in the neck, I got no money left in the bank, I’m takin’ this boat, you’re walkin’ the plank, Holy Mackerel! I’m in the mood, For french fries and some fishy food, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Look at me, I’m fishing nude!, Nice boat, man, Nice boat, man, Frankly my dear, I don't give a clam!, Frankly my dear, I don't give a clam! , oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Sister, sister, I’m gonna float, Sister, sister, get in my boat, Ridin’ the waves is a real good time, Bobbing like a walrus with a bottle of wine, Holy Mackerel! I’m in the mood, For calamari and some beachy tunes, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Look at me, I’m fishing nude!, Nice boat, man, Nice boat, man, Frankly my dear, I don't give a clam!, Frankly my dear, I don't give a clam!, It’s a sham…Clams, Hot damn…Clams, It’s a sham…Clams, Hot damn…Clams, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Mister, mister, I won’t pay the check, Mister, mister, you’re a pain in the neck, Sister, sister, I wanna float, Sister, sister, get in my boat, Mister, mister, I’m in the mood, Mister, mister, I’m eating fishy food, Sister, sister, I’m in the mood, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Nice boat, man, Nice boat, man, Frankly my dear, I don't give a clam!, Frankly my dear, I don’t give a oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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OK to Run
02:34
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Craig McMuffin
04:41
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Let’s get the groove on, You know this really throws a monkey wrench into my plans, You know this really throws a monkey wrench into my plants, You know this really throws a monkey wrench into my pants, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d dance (dance, dance, dance), I can’t believe you’re still using I can’t believe it’s not butter I can’t believe you’re still using I can’t believe it’s not butter, Let’s Boogie – Dance, dance, dance, Let’s Boogie - A little Schadenfreude in the house, Let’s Boogie – Dance, dance, dance, Let’s Boogie - Deliciousness!, You know this really throws a monkey wrench into my ants, You know this really throws a monkey wrench into my trance, You know this really throws a monkey wrench into my pants, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d dance (dance, dance, dance), I can’t believe you’re still using I can’t believe it’s not butter, Let’s Boogie – Dance, dance, dance, Let’s Boogie - What a beautiful bowl of potatoes...Not!, Let’s Boogie – Dance, dance, dance, Let’s Boogie - Deliciousness!, I can’t believe you’re still using I can’t believe it’s not butter, Butter is back (Julia Child) Goddess of Fat, Butter is back (Julia Child) Goddess of Fat, Butter!
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Rock On Bros
04:59
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Clog ya mother’s toilet with your high school clothes, Drink ya daddy’s whiskey, yeah, nice and slow, Rock on! Rock on! Rock on Bros!, Got ya report card and your grades all blow, Put a match in the wastebasket, there they go, Rock on! Rock on! Rock on Bros!, You want me to wear a shirt and a tie, I tell you somethin’ man, I’d rather just die, I say no (Hell no!), I say no (Hell no!), I say no, We’re gonna rock on bros!, So ya say you got a lawn that you want us to mow?, Guess What! We’re gonna let it grow!, Rock on! Rock on! Rock on Bros! The Sunset Strip is where we start the show, Beer cans in the van, yeah we’re ready to go!, Rock on! Rock on! Rock on Bros!, You want me to give you money for gas, I tell you somethin’ man, You’re a pain in the (WHOA!), I say no (Hell no!), I say no (Hell no!), I say no, We’re gonna rock on bros!, I tell you somethin’ man, You’re a pain in the (WHOA!), I say no (Hell no!), I say no (Hell no!), I say no, We’re gonna rock on bros!
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OK to Run 2
02:27
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Big Business!, Everybody works darn hard for the money, Everybody rakes the dang yard when it’s sunny, Dana Hersey chocolate, Dialing for dollars, Dollars to donuts, Dat’s at Da Movie Loft, D-A-R-N, Darn, Gimme money!, D-A-N-G, Dang, It’s sunny!, Dog gone it!, Big Business!, Executive lips get so darn chappy, Extended trips make me so dang happy, Daniel Tiger Natoli, Drinks like a fish, Double Creature Feature, Dat’s on Channel 56, D-A-R-N, Darn, That's chappy!, D-A-N-G, Dang, I'm happy!, Dog gone it!, Big Business!, Everybody wants to see you do the darn ham bone, Everybody’s talkin’ dang baloney on the phone, Dutch masters 2000, Dr. Dooley’s Driving Island, Degatti Junior High, Dat’s what I call Italian, D-A-R-N, Darn, That’s boney!, D-A-N-G, Dang, That’s baloney!, Dog gone it
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Project C.O.F.F.E.E.
05:48
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Hey man!, Raise your hand if you love to dance, Take a stand and take off those pants, All the gangstas in here got java hands, We rock the mic in Project Coffee land, Hey Mr. K put down those books, And take a look at the Caldor crook, Mr. Malkasian Don’t make me laugh, I’m not good at math but I make a great decaf, 4 + 0 = Old, McFeely + Rogers = Cold, 4 + 0 = Old, Cash + Coffee = Sold, Raise your hand if you love my pants, It’s time to dance mayonnaise and ants, All the gangstas in here got java hands, We rock the mic in Project Coffee land, Hey mister have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Miss Hastings have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Sup, B?, Feelin’ like a barista chillin’ in my crib, Slammin’ and a-rhymin’ all ad-lib, Workin’ all night for’ B & D Road Service, Glass and Stone freakin’ makin’ me nervous, Got a Justin style jacket all puffy and suede, Our woodshop projects always free trade, Mr. Joe Phalen showin’ me a graph, I’m not good at math but I make a great decaf, 4 + 0 = Old, Lassie + Timmy = Bold, 4 + 0 = Old, Coin + Coffee = Sold, Skippin’ gym class cuz it’s not dark roast, It’s all stale donuts and moldy toast, All the gangstas in here got java hands, We rock the mic in Project Coffee land, Hey mister have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Miss Andrews have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Aiight!, Walkin’ down the street with my pork fried Reis, Busting out some moves like vanilla ice, Three ring circus in walks Brandon the stud, Dustin and McDermott and Professor Dud, Sorry Pearl Jam but the truth can hurt, We were the first to wear those flannel shirts, And write on our coats during Miss Grimm’s class, I’m not good at math but I make a great decaf, Trash + Burger = Hold, Pickel + Ceiling = Gold, 4 + 0 = Old, Cash + Coffee = Sold, Hey Miss Premo are ya feelin’ supremo?, And Mrs. Coonan kickin’ cappuccino, All the gangstas in here got java hands, We rock the mic in Project Coffee land, Hey mister have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Miss Gates have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Rex + English = Class, Mr. + Delong = Champ, Rex + English = Class, Chadwick + Band = Camp, Joe knows I’m cool and Mark Malmi rules, Brewing Arabica in the basement of school (I am a virgin!), Taking’ off my pants to show my Bullwinkle shorts, Bill and Perozzi watching all those sports, Damn it man I demand Dan Demand, Playin’ bass drum in the marching band, Tryin’ real hard to cut this sandwich in half, I’m not good at math but I make a great decaf, 4 + 0 = Old, Tomato + Sesame = Rolled, 4 + 0 = Old, Coin + Coffee = Sold, Growin’ my hair just like Kirk McCracken, Messy Duck’s quackin’ and our marshall’s a-stackin’, All the gangstas in here got java hands, We rock the mic in Project Coffee land, (Bill and Perozzi!), Hey mister have ya heard the news?, We got an offer that ya can't Reyfuse, Miss Connole have ya heard the news?, Aiight!
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Dreads and Sheds
03:26
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Goin’ to McDonalds me a-feelin’ alright, Needin’ me some food before me drop legs all night, See a blue van a-parkin’ right outside, Gettin’ kinda nervous cuz me know who inside, Ten-toe turbo in and a-steppin’ in line, Chi-Chi turn around, dreads a-blowin’ me mind, He say Hey Mon… How about a Big Mac?, Hey Mon…. Do you want to supersize that?, Hey Mon…. Here are your hotcakes sir, Hey Mon…. And a sweet leaf shake, Goin’ to a-Starbucks and me a-feelin’ alright, Needin’ me some java ‘fore me drop legs all night, See a blue van a-parkin’ right outside, Feelin’ kinda bashy cuz me know who inside, Jammin' labba-labba while me chillin' in line, Chi-Chi turn around, shed a-blowin’ me mind, He say Hey Mon… Whole milk or low fat?, Hey Mon…. Do you want whipped cream on that?, Hey Mon…. Here’s your latte, sir, Hey Mon…. With a sweet leaf swirl, Goin’ to a-Pac Sun and me a-feelin’ alright, Needin’ me some casco ‘fore me drop legs all night, See a blue van a-parkin’ right outside, Feelin’ kinda brukout cuz me know who inside, Chaka-chaka grindsman a-dancin’ in line, Chi-Chi turn around, Chi-Chi a-blowin’ me mind!, He say Hey Mon… Have you been trill yet?, Gay Mon…. These boots are all wet!, Hey Mon…. Here’s your gansey receipt, Gay Mon…. And some sample sweet leaf, He say Hey Mon… Is it chewsday yet?, Gay Mon…. Mom, my boots are all wet!, Hey Mon…. Here’s your gansey receipt, Kill me dead, dat some sweet sweet leaf
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Herr Grundsaudaag
02:41
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Florida is great, it’s the sunshine state, California makes us happy, makes us feel so snappy, Peekaboo Herr Grundsaudaag, Laufend in the snow, Hey Herr Grundsaudaag, We want to see your shadow, Did you just say groundhog?, Put a nickle in the bowl, Who’s the Boss Hogg?, Put a quarter in the bowl, Peekaboo Herr Grundsaudaag, Pinkeln on the snow, Hey Herr Grundsaudaag, Where the heck is your shadow?, Macht Nichts, Macht Nichts
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Leo Darkchild
07:00
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Oh Pegasus drink from the forest stream, The Thundercrest grows below your feet, Oh Pegasus roam in the goldhorn grass, While gentle rains dance on the magic ass, Mighty steed of King Cotton in The Hoodwink Sky, Double eagles of the dark you were born to fly, Constant friend you know there is nothing to fear, The Darkchild is always near, Leo…Leo Darkchild, Leo…Leo Darkchild, Night falls in the camp under Medusa's moon, Huntsmen gamble to the jester’s tune, But as the stony cheese rises, the air molds foul, The Beast of Gevaudan begins to snort and howl, Harbinger of Doom! Bastard of Dreams!, The king’s streets run red with asparagus screams, But one man stands alone as in a pixie trance, Triple-crowned with sword and lance, Lee…Leo Darkchild, He will save us from this plight, Leo…Leo Darkchild, The furry demon he will smite, He’s a man of the night, a hero in white, A dark child of the night, he’ll win this fight, The beast claws and shrieks like a banshee from hell, Leo holds aloft his magic golden shell, Leo…Leo Darkchild, He will save us from this plight, Leo…Leo Darkchild, The furry demon he will smite, The bloodshed has ceased, the beast has been slain, The Darkchild’s blade inside its brain, Oh Pegasus drink from the forest stream, Your magic ass glistens in the glens of green, King Cotton’s land has now been reclaimed, From the Porkyball hills to the Goldenflake plains, Constant friends you know there is nothing to fear, The Darkchild is always near, Leo…Leo Darkchild, He has saved us from this plight, Leo…Leo Darkchild, The beast of terror he did smite, He’s a man of the night, a hero in white, A dark child of the night, he’s won this fight, Leo…Leo Darkchild, Leo…Leo Darkchild
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