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Fun With Harmonica

by The Dead Heads

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God Grant 02:34
God Grant! His goat will catch a wolf God Grant! Cuts off the devil’s hoof God Grant! Fries some Grant Rangoon God Grant! Walks the Grant Lagoon Guess Who’s wearing that denim shirt? God Grant! uh-huh...God Grant Guess who’s wearing those leather pants? God Grant! uh-huh...God Grant God Grant! Damns the wizard stew God Grant! Spills the witch’s brew God Grant! Steals some kitchenware God Grant! Kills the Minotaur Guess Who’s wearing that denim shirt? God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant Guess who’s wearing those leather pants? God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant God Grant! Vanquish the Leprechauns God Grant! Pixie dust be gone God Grant! Fries some Grant Rangoon God Grant! Walks the Grant Lagoon God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant Guess who’s wearing those snakeskin boots? God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant
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Trapped under ice cream Water-gun wet dream Better call the A-Team Don’t mistake a goat’s beard for a fine stallion’s tail Dirty work, dirty work Do my dirty work Dirty work, dirty work Do my dirty work scapegoat For whom the taco bell tolls Kentucky Fried Chadwick is on a roll. Burger King just bought my soul! If a beard were all, the goat would be the winner Dirty work, dirty work Do my dirty work Dirty work, dirty work Do my dirty work scapegoat Don’t tread on meatloaf Don’t bet on Meatloaf Chop your breakfast on meatloaf Even an old woman may run when a goat carries her snuff-box Dirty work, dirty work Do my dirty work Dirty work, dirty work Do my dirty work scapegoat
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Ass Savage 02:42
Sleepin’ on the school bus, Jerkin’ in the Gym Class, Oatmeal in the office Ass Savage, Ass Savage Flaggin’ up the football, Fraggin’ up the football, Dancin’ in the dance hall Ass Savage, Ass Savage Dunkin’ all the donuts, Dunkin’ all the dolphins, Takin’ all the Twinkies Ass Savage, Ass Savage Slither in the snakehole, Breakin’ all the bagels, Swingin’ in the circus Ass Savage, Ass Savage Gamble on Grand Lizard, Cheating at church camp, Stealing Bob Dog’s girlfriend Ass Savage, Ass Savage Making all that mustard, Cooking all that custard, Being such a bastard Ass Savage, Ass Savage What, What, What…. Rippin’ up the field like a head of cabbage Hey! So Why you gotta be such a savage?
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Wait! Wait one minute! Wait one darn minute! Wait one darn cotton pickin’ minute! Wait! Wait one minute! Wait one darn minute! Wait one darn cotton pickin’ minute!
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Come meet my Uncle Peachtree Hes painting in the forest Play dead dog on my leg Sit on your ass and beg Demon dark and rich Tastin darn delicious Hey ma can we keep mustard Oh i don’t know about that Hey pa can we keep mustard Ok go right ahead Demon dark and rich Tastin darn delicious Come meet my Uncle Peachtree He’s naked in the forest Oh i don't know about that Ok go right ahead The worst part of the shave comes after the shave (Oh I’m Kind too) Demon dark and rich Mustard you’re delicious (Oh I’m Kind too) Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Murder hornets in my head Murder hornets in my bed Murder hornets ate my bread Murder hornets tore the thread Murder hornets love the dead (making ewe cheese spread) Murder hornets in the shed (and then they stole my sled) Murder hornets Mr Ed (horsing around my head) Horsing all around my head
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I’m going down to Ant Camp I’m going down to Ant Camp I’m going down to Ant Camp I’m going down to Ant Camp There are ants at the dance and they’re wearing no pants Cuz it’s tough to get dressed when you have no hands And the queen who controls you and all your plans She’s livin’t it up while you’re sleeping in the sand With thousands of others sardinicly crammed She’s making them work and making all their plans While lounging around with the mayonnaise tramp stamp There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp (Mayonnaise) There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp (Mayonnaise) There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp (Mayonnaise) There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp
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Cheese from the ewe Cheese from the ewe Cheese from the ewe Now this is the story about the ewe Now this is the story about me and you This is the story about the ewe Now this is the story about me and you Cheese from the ewe Cheese from the ewe Cheese from the ewe
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Sometimes you get the bear Sometimes the bear gets you But nothing com-Bears to you Vertically corny Smiling ear to ear Butter up Garrett Just grin and bear it Sometimes you go to McDonalds Sometimes the deer gets you But nothing Mc-pares to you Vertically corny Smiling ear to ear Butter up Garrett Just grin and bear it Sometimes you throw in the owl Sometimes you throw in the towel Sometimes you throw in the owl When you go bowl with the owl Vertically corny Smiling ear to ear Butter up Garrett Just grin and bear it Kick slap whack bam crunch Here they come with hats and dicks And i quite like it
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Go Ape! 02:03
Agitate the gravel chrome- plated bent-8 Applebutter shuckster In a Passion Pit race Right-O, peel a wheel Jacked up jelly roll On a trip for Antsville Fuzz face keeno Go Ape! And Goose it! Go Ape! And Goose it! Why don’t you put an egg in your shoe and beat it? Why don’t you bake a biscuit and eat it? Why don’t you put an egg in your shoe and beat it? Why don’t you bake a biscuit and eat it? Go Ape! And Goose it! Go Ape! And Goose it!
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Spoken: "Dear Mr Tramples, I’m writing to inform you of the following incident that has troubled me deeply"... Appetizer: Dear Mr Tramples Mr Tramples run run run Mr Tramples fun fun fun Better watch out he’s got a gun Better watch out he’s got a gun Mr Tramples dance dance dance Mr Tramples lost his pants Let’s all watch him water plants Let’s all watch him water plants Main Course: Toilet Paper Treasure Hunt: Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt No paper towels, No hand driers Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt There’s water on the floor, No Wet Floor sign Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt Out of soap, Can somebody fill this thing? Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt It’s freezing in here, Feels like eight degrees Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt Not too close now, Six feet will do Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt You dropped your rubber glove, Oops, sorry about that Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt Excuse me Janitor, Is that cake I smell? Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt What’s that I hear? A JAZZ BAND! Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt Dessert: Gato Plateado Fui a la farmacia Buscando un poco de vitamina C Pero ¿qué veo en el pasillo tres Un gato de plata maullando en mí Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado No olvide la caja de arena No hay necesidad de la toilet No olvide la caja de arena No hay necesidad de la toilet Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado Pasando el rato con mi gato platead Spoken: I hope you find this information useful. Sincerely, Eggs Benedict Jr. PS: Didn’t spill my coke!
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Potato Chip grease in my hair feels neat! Jukebox Jam all over my feet Hound dog man, Even Steven Hot Dog! It’s sock hop season It’s special (the blue plate special) So darn special (the blue plate special) When the chicks see me do the twist I’ll have to fight them off with a stick Cus it’s special (the blue plate special) Cruisin’ for a bruisin’ on 92 Achin’ for a breakin’ at the petting zoo Poodle skirt patio, gee wiz! Deviled Egg daddy-o eats cheese whiz It’s special (the blue plate special) So darn special (the blue plate special) When Davy Crockett sees me take a piss I’ll have to fight him off with a stick Cus it’s special (the blue plate special) Cheeseburgers to go! Someday I’m gonna make it big! Someday I’m gonna make it pig! Back seat bingo, Beach Blanket Bingo Knuckle sandwich! I wear a diamond ring-o It’s special (the blue plate special) So darn special (the blue plate special) When the chicks see me do the twist I’ll have to fight them off with a stick Cus it’s special (the blue plate special) So darn special (the blue plate special) When Davy Crockett sees me take a piss I’ll have to fight him off with a stick Cus it’s special (the blue plate special) Cruisin’ for a bruisin’ on highway mint Flinging my frisbee, acting like flint
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Tracks 1-12: Main Album
Tracks 13-16: Asparagus Street
Track 17: Lost Lassie Adventure
Tracks: 18-24: Bonus Mixes and More

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released September 4, 2020

The Dead Heads are Groady Guss and Animal Anderson
All songs written, performed, and produced by The Dead Heads
except tracks 6,7 and 10: Music by Steroid

"Ant Camp" Rap written and performed by Steroid
Joe “The Shredder” Hadad: Guitar on tracks 2,5 and 12

Special Thanks to "Officer Gark"

Album photos by Renee Hadad

"In The Company Of Cocks" Haiku outro lyrics by Haiku Bonsai Faku , the Haiku Reviewer (YIKIS)

Recorded and mixed at Mr. Harard’s Woodshop & Studio

Catering: Kentucky Fried Chadwick

Additional music and merchandise available at www.deadheadsmusic.com

WSCNL.COM the Dead Heads official online radio station

Big Burp and Mr. Esophagus appear courtesy of Asparagus Street

Distributed by Snakeboot Records and Tapes
Asparagus St. Productions, 2020

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