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God Grant
02:34
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God Grant! His goat will catch a wolf
God Grant! Cuts off the devil’s hoof
God Grant! Fries some Grant Rangoon
God Grant! Walks the Grant Lagoon
Guess Who’s wearing that denim shirt?
God Grant! uh-huh...God Grant
Guess who’s wearing those leather pants?
God Grant! uh-huh...God Grant
God Grant! Damns the wizard stew
God Grant! Spills the witch’s brew
God Grant! Steals some kitchenware
God Grant! Kills the Minotaur
Guess Who’s wearing that denim shirt?
God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant
Guess who’s wearing those leather pants?
God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant
God Grant! Vanquish the Leprechauns
God Grant! Pixie dust be gone
God Grant! Fries some Grant Rangoon
God Grant! Walks the Grant Lagoon
God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant
Guess who’s wearing those snakeskin boots?
God Grant! uh-huh...It’s God Grant
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Trapped under ice cream
Water-gun wet dream
Better call the A-Team
Don’t mistake a goat’s beard for a fine stallion’s tail
Dirty work, dirty work
Do my dirty work
Dirty work, dirty work
Do my dirty work scapegoat
For whom the taco bell tolls
Kentucky Fried Chadwick is on a roll.
Burger King just bought my soul!
If a beard were all, the goat would be the winner
Dirty work, dirty work
Do my dirty work
Dirty work, dirty work
Do my dirty work scapegoat
Don’t tread on meatloaf
Don’t bet on Meatloaf
Chop your breakfast on meatloaf
Even an old woman may run when a goat carries her snuff-box
Dirty work, dirty work
Do my dirty work
Dirty work, dirty work
Do my dirty work scapegoat
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Ass Savage
02:42
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Sleepin’ on the school bus, Jerkin’ in the Gym Class, Oatmeal in the office
Ass Savage, Ass Savage
Flaggin’ up the football, Fraggin’ up the football, Dancin’ in the dance hall
Ass Savage, Ass Savage
Dunkin’ all the donuts, Dunkin’ all the dolphins, Takin’ all the Twinkies
Ass Savage, Ass Savage
Slither in the snakehole, Breakin’ all the bagels, Swingin’ in the circus
Ass Savage, Ass Savage
Gamble on Grand Lizard, Cheating at church camp, Stealing Bob Dog’s girlfriend
Ass Savage, Ass Savage
Making all that mustard, Cooking all that custard, Being such a bastard
Ass Savage, Ass Savage
What, What, What….
Rippin’ up the field like a head of cabbage
Hey! So Why you gotta be such a savage?
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Snake Oil Shuffle
01:29
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Wait!
Wait one minute!
Wait one darn minute!
Wait one darn cotton pickin’ minute!
Wait!
Wait one minute!
Wait one darn minute!
Wait one darn cotton pickin’ minute!
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Demon: Dark And Rich
02:34
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Come meet my Uncle Peachtree
Hes painting in the forest
Play dead dog on my leg
Sit on your ass and beg
Demon dark and rich
Tastin darn delicious
Hey ma can we keep mustard
Oh i don’t know about that
Hey pa can we keep mustard
Ok go right ahead
Demon dark and rich
Tastin darn delicious
Come meet my Uncle Peachtree
He’s naked in the forest
Oh i don't know about that
Ok go right ahead
The worst part of the shave comes after the shave
(Oh I’m Kind too)
Demon dark and rich
Mustard you’re delicious
(Oh I’m Kind too)
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Murder Hornets
01:49
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Murder hornets in my head
Murder hornets in my bed
Murder hornets ate my bread
Murder hornets tore the thread
Murder hornets love the dead
(making ewe cheese spread)
Murder hornets in the shed
(and then they stole my sled)
Murder hornets Mr Ed
(horsing around my head)
Horsing all around my head
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I’m going down to Ant Camp
I’m going down to Ant Camp
I’m going down to Ant Camp
I’m going down to Ant Camp
There are ants at the dance and they’re wearing no pants
Cuz it’s tough to get dressed when you have no hands
And the queen who controls you and all your plans
She’s livin’t it up while you’re sleeping in the sand
With thousands of others sardinicly crammed
She’s making them work and making all their plans
While lounging around with the mayonnaise tramp stamp
There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp (Mayonnaise)
There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp (Mayonnaise)
There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp (Mayonnaise)
There are ants in my pants at Ant Camp
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Cheese From The Ewe
02:07
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Cheese from the ewe
Cheese from the ewe
Cheese from the ewe
Now this is the story about the ewe
Now this is the story about me and you
This is the story about the ewe
Now this is the story about me and you
Cheese from the ewe
Cheese from the ewe
Cheese from the ewe
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In The Company Of Cocks
02:19
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Sometimes you get the bear
Sometimes the bear gets you
But nothing com-Bears to you
Vertically corny
Smiling ear to ear
Butter up Garrett
Just grin and bear it
Sometimes you go to McDonalds
Sometimes the deer gets you
But nothing Mc-pares to you
Vertically corny
Smiling ear to ear
Butter up Garrett
Just grin and bear it
Sometimes you throw in the owl
Sometimes you throw in the towel
Sometimes you throw in the owl
When you go bowl with the owl
Vertically corny
Smiling ear to ear
Butter up Garrett
Just grin and bear it
Kick slap whack bam crunch
Here they come with hats and dicks
And i quite like it
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Go Ape!
02:03
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Agitate the gravel
chrome- plated bent-8
Applebutter shuckster
In a Passion Pit race
Right-O, peel a wheel
Jacked up jelly roll
On a trip for Antsville
Fuzz face keeno
Go Ape! And Goose it!
Go Ape! And Goose it!
Why don’t you put an egg in your shoe and beat it?
Why don’t you bake a biscuit and eat it?
Why don’t you put an egg in your shoe and beat it?
Why don’t you bake a biscuit and eat it?
Go Ape! And Goose it!
Go Ape! And Goose it!
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Set The Table
04:49
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Spoken:
"Dear Mr Tramples,
I’m writing to inform you of the following incident that has troubled me deeply"...
Appetizer: Dear Mr Tramples
Mr Tramples run run run
Mr Tramples fun fun fun
Better watch out he’s got a gun
Better watch out he’s got a gun
Mr Tramples dance dance dance
Mr Tramples lost his pants
Let’s all watch him water plants
Let’s all watch him water plants
Main Course: Toilet Paper Treasure Hunt:
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
No paper towels, No hand driers
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
There’s water on the floor, No Wet Floor sign
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
Out of soap, Can somebody fill this thing?
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
It’s freezing in here, Feels like eight degrees
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
Not too close now, Six feet will do
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
You dropped your rubber glove, Oops, sorry about that
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
Excuse me Janitor, Is that cake I smell?
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
What’s that I hear? A JAZZ BAND!
Going on a toilet paper treasure hunt
Dessert: Gato Plateado
Fui a la farmacia
Buscando un poco de vitamina C
Pero ¿qué veo en el pasillo tres
Un gato de plata maullando en mí
Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado
Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado
No olvide la caja de arena
No hay necesidad de la toilet
No olvide la caja de arena
No hay necesidad de la toilet
Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado
Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado
Pasando el rato con mi gato plateado
Pasando el rato con mi gato platead
Spoken:
I hope you find this information useful.
Sincerely,
Eggs Benedict Jr.
PS: Didn’t spill my coke!
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Blue Plate Special
05:19
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Potato Chip grease in my hair feels neat!
Jukebox Jam all over my feet
Hound dog man, Even Steven
Hot Dog! It’s sock hop season
It’s special (the blue plate special)
So darn special (the blue plate special)
When the chicks see me do the twist
I’ll have to fight them off with a stick
Cus it’s special (the blue plate special)
Cruisin’ for a bruisin’ on 92
Achin’ for a breakin’ at the petting zoo
Poodle skirt patio, gee wiz!
Deviled Egg daddy-o eats cheese whiz
It’s special (the blue plate special)
So darn special (the blue plate special)
When Davy Crockett sees me take a piss
I’ll have to fight him off with a stick
Cus it’s special (the blue plate special)
Cheeseburgers to go!
Someday I’m gonna make it big!
Someday I’m gonna make it pig!
Back seat bingo, Beach Blanket Bingo
Knuckle sandwich! I wear a diamond ring-o
It’s special (the blue plate special)
So darn special (the blue plate special)
When the chicks see me do the twist
I’ll have to fight them off with a stick
Cus it’s special (the blue plate special)
So darn special (the blue plate special)
When Davy Crockett sees me take a piss
I’ll have to fight him off with a stick
Cus it’s special (the blue plate special)
Cruisin’ for a bruisin’ on highway mint
Flinging my frisbee, acting like flint
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Ass Savage (Ass Mix)
02:41
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