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The Dead Heads

The Dead Heads (which was never meant to refer to The Grateful Dead at all, we just liked how it rhymed) started way back with a Casio SK-1 keyboard and a boombox.
Fast-forward years later and we continue to create weird electronic songs with
intentionally cheesy flavor.
Our new album FUN WITH HARMONICA is coming soon. We have just released the first single “God Grant” to kick things off...MINT!
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Track Name: Let's Speak Spanish
If you don’t like
the food that’s in your fridge
Take a look around you
At least you got eggs!
You see I called up Linda
For some cheesy spread
She didn’t hear the phone
so i threw it on the floor
darn, darn is all I said

Are we gonna let Amazing Mumford
steal our clothes?
Oh, no amigo!
Let’s speak spanish
Let's get nuts

Let's look for the purple eggs
That’s the whole enchilada,
let’s go!
Track Name: When Eggs Fry
How can you just leave me sipping
A cup of coffee that’s so cold (coffee so cold)
Maybe I’m just Dan Demanding
Maybe I’m just like Gordon, too bald
Maybe I’m just like Maria
She’s never satisfied (Maria's not satisfied)
Why do they keep speaking Spanish?
This is what it sounds like
When eggs fry
Track Name: Chips
You don't have to be Boss Hog
To turn me on
I just need that bacon fat
From dusk till dawn
You don't need EGGS-perience
To cook some trout
Just give us some pringles please
Snoph is gonna snort them up his snout

You don't have to be Rich Croteau
To work a job
You don't have to be Rich England
To eat corn on the cob
Ain’t no work to do at the fix it shop
I just want your scrambled eggs and your...chips

You don't have to be Snophy
To share my eggs

You don't have to be Big Burp
To share my eggs

Ain’t no Pringles left in my cylinder can
I just want def leppard tapes and your...chips
Track Name: Asparagus St.
I’m going down 2 Asparagus Street
I’ll see a clown and Big Burp’s feet
I’m gonna talk to snophy
and then we’ll go to Bickford’s to eat

Yeah, yeah, yeah (repeat)
(We’ll see Linda, We’ll see Gordon, What time is it??)
Track Name: Linda's Red Corvette
Lindas red corvette
This car’s a piece of trash
Lindas red corvette
Taco crumbs all over the dash

lindas red corvette
looks like she’s out of gas.
lindas red corvette
she couldn’t hear the warning sound flash.

Lindas red corvette
the seat covers smell like hash
Lindas red corvette
Holy guacamole! your tires just got slashed
Track Name: Raspberry Omellete
I want a raspberry omelette
The kind you find in Hooper’s Store
Raspberry omelette
Maurice in the store, he isn’t cooking much more
Raspberry omelette
I think I love you
Track Name: I Would Die 4 Bob
I'm not Maurice
The pants man
Maurice says something I can never understand
Cuz I don’t Speak Spanish
I don’t read lips
I lost my watch, but i know it’s time for chips

Bob, I would die for Bob, yeah
He always does a darn good job
Bob, I would die for Bob
Bob, I would die for Bob, yeah
He always dresses like a slob
Bob, I would die for Bob
Bob, I would die for Bob, yeah
Even though he’s such a snob
Bob, I would die for Bob
Bob, I would die for Bob, yeah
So corny he should be on the cob
Bob, I would die for Bob
Track Name: Purple Eggs
BB: I never meant to eat all your tacos
MrE: I never meant to eat your crabby legs
BB: I could never steal your mucho grande burritos
MrE: I only wanted to see you laughing
Both: At the purple eggs

Purple eggs, purple eggs
Purple eggs, purple eggs
Purple eggs, purple eggs
I only wanted to see you
Cooking with the purple eggs

Purple eggs, purple eggs
Crabby Legs, purple eggs
Gordon begs, for purple eggs
I only wanted to see you
Dancing with the purple eggs

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