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I'm A Taco

from Professor Dud by The Dead Heads

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tracks 12-26
Professor Dud (Remastered 2021)
Original Recording: January 1990
Recorded in one night with only a cassette boombox and Yamaha PSS-680 keyboard.
Special Thanks: Tony Denaris, Steroid, Al, Taco, Steven D, Spen & Snappy

lyrics

Yes I’m a Taco, I’m goin’ to lunch
Want to come help me throw out my trash
Ha ha, Taco, Taco
Ha ha, Taco, Taco, ugh!
Taco uses secret code, makes me sandwiches
Gives us smelly chocolate bunnies and jelly rolls
Is he high? No! Ehhhh, we are

Taco, Taco, so smart
Taco, Taco, so shifty
Taco, Taco, so damn nifty
Taco, Taco, so smart
Taco, Taco, so happy
Taco, Taco, so damn snappy

Look, there’s a girl, ha ha ha
I think I’m getting hard
Taco isn’t…he’s gay. Ehhhh, but we aren’t
Murders gardens, kills wildlife
Gives us water and not orange juice
Let’s microwave his tuna
Let’s microwave Taco

Taco, Taco, so smart
Taco, Taco, he rules
Taco, Taco, so damn cool
Taco, Taco, so smart
Taco, Taco, got big feet
Taco, Taco, so damn neat

Does he drain his tuna? No
Can he write songs? No
Is he 16? No way!
That’s cuz he’s gay
Does he watch Silver Spoons? Yes
Does he kill his kittens? Yes
Did he run out of gel? Yes
His hair’s a mess
Taco’s selling purifiers
Guess our water will suck
Guess he doesn’t wash his tub
Guess he’s got all the luck

Ha ha, Taco, Taco
Ha ha, I’m a Taco
Ha ha, Taco, Taco
Ha ha, you’re a Taco
Ha ha, Taco, Taco
Ha ha, I’m a Taco
Ha ha, Taco, Taco
Ha ha, you’re a Taco

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from Professor Dud, released October 29, 2021

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