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Kool Ranch

from Holy Smokes by The Dead Heads

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lyrics

hot plate hot plate in my hands
york's steak house is where i stand
i brought my horse to cookies cookin
carpenter ants always be crookin
chip shot from the bunker
Archie, where are the doritoes
where are the cheetos?, where are the fritos?
jumpin thru loops jumpin thru hoops
i rent my tapes from video scoop

and when we’re all out of money (ka-chinng!)
we’re gonna throw a party (hey-ooo!) at the Kool Ranch!

It’s alot harder to say no! no! no!
to something when you’re staring right at it - Yo!
chess king friday come on down
spin your ass around at record town
no way you're gettin to that basket
a taco a tasket, burritto basket
Bob Bob the shot put king
look i caught a whopper down at burgerking
went to scribbles and bought a kool shirt
cheeseburger frenchfries, ernie n bert!
hot plate hot plate in my hands
York steakhouse is where i stand

and when we’re all out of money (ka-chinng!)
we’re gonna throw a party (hey-ooo!) at the Kool Ranch!

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from Holy Smokes, released November 18, 2016

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